This past week I met a friend for margaritas at the best
Mexican restaurant in Burbank. We got to talking about the differences in
dating men from all races. Were both half Latin of some sort so we know how our
blood lines run. If you have only dated one particular race you obviously won’t
have much to go on. I will say there is a bit of a difference and I think it is
funny. It’s funny because being half Mexican sometimes I have been known to act
a little crazy at times and men who are not used to all that “loudness”
sometimes get a little scared.
My family happens to be the whole united nation; we have
it all other than some Asian stuff. I have myself dated mostly white guys but a
couple Mexican guys, and even a Brazilian. I have always wanted to date a nice Puerto
Rican and black guy mix. Or Mexican and Creole
mix too that would be sexy a man with a complexion of peanut butter, some green
eyes, maybe a little color in their hair from the SoCal sun and holy smokes
give me some of that business!
We were talking about when dating white guys and how they
get a little scared if you go off your rocker in some way shape or form.
Whether it’s what you do or what you say, scares them a bit easy. I have only came across one white guy who if I
went off my rocker a little bit by what I said he didn’t freak. I have been
known to say “the wrong things” purposely just because if I think they might
work I should give them a little test. Now all these other white guys freak out
and hit the freeway. I remember one white guy I dated; he was the best guy
ever! He was super sweet, handsome, very affectionate, extremely giving, and
just really the best man around. He liked buying me stuff, I won’t lie you keep
all these qualities I will do whatever you want sir!
One day we were hanging out and he mentioned something
about a big maybe not wanting kids. He asked me if I wanted them and I said of
course. I want two kids, a home in Toluca Lake, I want my husband to buy the
golf course so I can have our home built on it. Then I want two small paddocks
with a small barn and arena built for my two horses, a pet goat, with a chicken
coop too. Also pool cause I love swimming and laying out, with my jeep
wrangler. My handsome husband can do any career of his choice! I will work part
time take the kids to school, ride my two horses early before I go off to work
for a few hours. Than come home and get the kids and I will still take care of
stuff at home too. He goes “wow, so you’re going to do all that? What if when you’re older you don’t want
kids, keep that in mind?”
Now I know myself
well enough to know my wants. I told him basically I will never be serious with
a man who will not give me kids I will kick him to the curb. He will just be a
good time guy that’s it. The guy I was dating said “alright well if you want
kids I will have kids with you. You however might have to change a lot of diapers!”
That’s ok, I can compromise see, I am a giver too.
He said he might not be able to buy a golf
course and build a home on it in Toluca Lake. We could live in Thousand Oaks or
Camarillo and get a little farm since parts are zoned for horses. Although I
knew I was not in love with him I thought that was really sweet of him and have
yet to meet someone who said they would do that for me.
For
a guy I have to say I am impressed. The last white guy I ever lost my marbles
on I threw stuff in his front yard, after he pissed me off. I thought he was
with another guy and I was like hell no. All this mature crap makes me sick. I
threw anything he gave me in a bag and threw it all over his front yard. Have
you ever seen Bringing Down the House with Queen Latifah? I blew up his phone and left him a crazy
message and told him how much of a piece of crap he is (I actually used other
words) and to this day the poor man still freaks and can’t look me in the eye.
That is the truth, I have run into him at the mall and he literally stopped
looked at me, looked the other way and ran out of Macy’s. We have a special history,
and buy special I mean to this day I still would set his house on fire but
orange stripes don’t work for me and I am way too delicate to go to jail. I
have hid in a truck too to see where he was out and out with too! I won’t even
say a few other crazy things I have done, this will get put on the internet. I
even hope one day he reads this. I really do. I would still slap him, or do a
Lisa Left Eye Lopes on him and set his house on fire. I am not ashamed, most
people tell me I should be and that is so immature. You know what; I was
younger during that time so that’s my excuse. And I am half Mexican, were nuts.
I mean really freaking nuts. I would do it again to if he made me mad enough. I
don’t mind sharing it because I know somewhere out there some black woman has
done that too. You know Tyler Perry’s Madea I swear she is true inspiration.
Also in the movie “Waiting to Exhale” when she sets that car on fire honey I
will do some crazy stuff too. Deep down I am sure I was some black woman in
another life. I had a great weave too I just know it.
The last Mexican guy I dated I ran into him when I was at
a restaurant. He didn’t know I had seen him at the same time out with another
guy on a date. I saw him as I was peeking through this little hole in the side
wall, I was with my friend and we started laughing. I felt like I was in movie,
making comments about what if you could spy on someone and who is there but a
guy I was dating not too long prior. I started to text him just for fun and
mess with him. He got offended by my comments, naturally they were rude, and
very crude! If you know me and my mouth, they sky is the limit! After he
received my texts they both got up and got the check pretty quick.
It was so funny I
just did it for entertainment. We talked after the incident and he didn’t take
offense to it. I swear if he was not Mexican he probably would have freaked out
and called the cops.
I an’t scared of no po po !!
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